Scandinavian-pale my whole life. Every "gradual tanner" I tried turned my palms orange or streaked across my shins. I had a graveyard of half-used bottles under my sink.
Two pumps per leg, smoothed in with bare hands, washed up after. The lotion is lighter than I expected — closer to a body serum — and absorbs in about 4 minutes. No mitt. No mess. No transfer onto my robe.
Woke up to honey-warm color, even across my ankles and elbows. My friends keep asking which beach I went to. I just smile.






